Because the phrase "self-indulgent blog post" is beautifully redundant, I'm using today's post to show off my iPhone photo taking/editing skills. Marvel at how hipster I am!
The world's most pretentious night stand:
Thanks to the magic of photo editing, this overly dark picture,
can become this overly creepy picture:
And finally, an attempt at making a photograph of myself with
a head massager on my face look kind of like a Chuck Close painting: