Friends, welcome back. Sorry it's been so long. I've been off having adventures. A longer post will follow today or tomorrow, but I thought I'd bring you a little Wednesday amusement in the form of an email I received at my work address.
I have changed nothing. Here is the email in its entirety:
Subject: Hello, detective plentiful. Here is Elton
Message: Charge yourself for passion Gang. Murmured the proceedings of laughter ovodpkxg.
A what? Ponder that one as you make your way through the day.